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UR Wife is Smooth
When she touches your lips, you know—you just know—that you’ve made a good decision. Maybe even the best one of your life. UR Wife doesn’t just quench your thirst; she fills your soul. She’s rich mahogany, golden fields of grain, and technicolor sunsets poured into a bottle. Every sip is a warm embrace, a soft whisper that says, “You did good, kid.” She fills your belly with that gentle tingle, the kind that only a good wife can give—comforting, reassuring, and just the right amount of spice to keep you on your toes. She’s the kind of smooth you savor, the kind that turns an ordinary evening into a memory you’ll treasure forever. Whether it’s a quiet night by the fire or a toast with friends under the stars, UR Wife is your perfect partner. Let her grace your glass and your heart. Because when you drink UR Wife, you’re not just drinking a beverage—you’re drinking in life’s best decision. 🥃
UR Wife's Blonde
Once upon a golden morning, UR Wife decided to capture the sun itself. With a mischievous smile and a basket of fresh lemons, she set out to dye her hair blonde—not just any blonde, but the kind that catches the light like spun honey. As the citrus fragrance filled the air, she added whispers of vanilla and delicate floral notes, blending them into the mix like an alchemist perfecting her art. Inspired by her brilliance, we created UR Wife’s Blonde, a coffee that embodies her sweet, sunny charm. Crafted with beans from Central America and Africa, it’s as vibrant and fragrant as the lemons she used, with just enough sweetness to remind you of her playful spirit. Each sip feels like a soft breeze carrying her laughter, with hints of brightness that linger like the warmth of her golden tresses. Perfect for a sweet espresso, UR Wife invites you to savor the story of her radiant transformation—one cup at a time. ✨☕
UR Wife's Muscles
This comfortable muscle tank is soft and flowy with low cut armholes for a relaxed look. • 65% polyester, 35% viscose • Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose • Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²) • Relaxed fit • Low cut armholes • Curved bottom hem • Side seams • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
UR Wife's Boyfriend Tank
A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness. • 100% combed and ringspun cotton • Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²) • 30 singles thread weight • Side-seamed • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
UR Wife's Thirsty
Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying. • Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation • Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw • 32 oz. (950 ml) • Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm) • Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm) • Glossy finish • Rotating handle • Comes with an anti-slip patch • Blank product sourced from China Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches) 32 oz 3 ½ 9 ⅞ 10 ¾ 3 ⅛
UR Wife's Tank
A classic, staple stank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness. • 100% combed and ringspun cotton• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)• 30 singles thread weight• Side-seamed• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the USThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
UR Wife's Relaxed
This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton • Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²) • Relaxed fit • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Crew neck • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
UR Wife's Stressed
A classic, stressed, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness. • 100% combed and ringspun cotton• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)• 30 singles thread weight• Side-seamed• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the USThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
UR Wife's Unisex
This Unisex t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
UR Wife's Favorite Muscles
This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during a yoga class. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look. • 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²) • 32 singles • Relaxed fit • Side-seamed construction • Wide, low-cut armholes • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
UR Wife's Zipped Hoodie
Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings. • 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) • Yarn diameter: 20 singles • Soft fleece fabric inside and outside • Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling • Regular fit • Metal zipper • Front pouch pockets • Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord • Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs • Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107 • Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
UR Wife's Sticky - Bubble-free stickers
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through• Fast and easy bubble-free application• Durable vinyl• 95µ densityDon't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Size guide HEIGHT (inches) WIDTH (inches) 15″×3.75″ 3 ¾ 15
UR Wife's Sticky 2 - Bubble-free stickers
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through• Fast and easy bubble-free application• Durable vinyl• 95µ densityDon't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Age restrictions: For adultsEU Warranty: 2 yearsIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. Size guide HEIGHT (inches) WIDTH (inches) 15″×3.75″ 3 ¾ 15
UR Wife's Trucker
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